A Tote™

For books, groceries, and all your unresolved issues.

Say hello to A Tote™, the official carryall of people who swear they’re “just running errands” but somehow end up at a farmer’s market, a rally, and a silent meditation retreat... all before noon.

From A Space™, this is more than just a bag. It’s a lifestyle container. A flat rectangle of fabric that says, “I recycle, but also gossip.”

• Sturdy cotton canvas, strong enough to hold six avocados and your emotional baggage

• Wide straps, for carrying the weight of the world (or your laptop obviously in A Laptop Bag™)

• Unstructured form, like your schedule and sense of self

• Endlessly reusable, unlike your ex

Whether you’re hoarding free pens, toting around A Small Bag™, or carrying beef jerky for your “Carnivor DIet” phase, A Tote™ has got you.

It’s not just a tote. It’s a philosophical stance with handles.