A Shirt™

Yes. Just A Shirt. And yet… everything. ™

Slip into A Shirt™ from A Space™ and feel the overwhelming presence of minimalism trying very hard to be ironic. This is not just any shirt. This is A Shirt™. A shirt that says, “I showed up… kind of.”

Made for people who love spaces, but hate labels—except when the label is the joke. Crafted with unbothered cotton and possibly woven in the void between postmodern despair and cozy existentialism, this shirt is:

• 100% cotton (unless the universe says otherwise)

• Pre-shrunk, like your dreams after your 30s

• Unisex, because we don’t believe in gatekeeping comfort

• Designed to go with literally any other article of clothing you forgot to wash

Pairs great with A Coffee Mug™

Wear it to brunch, therapy, your 12th startup pitch, or while having a mild identity crisis in IKEA. It's not just merch... it's A Shirt™.