A Pair of Socks™

Two individual identities. One dysfunctional partnership.™

Introducing A Pair of Socks™ from A Space™. Each sock... thoughtfully labeled A Sock™... has its own personality, dreams, and quiet resentment. Together? They make your ankles feel seen, supported, and slightly sarcastic.

Perfect for walking the line between productivity and a complete breakdown about the X algo today.

• Soft cotton blend, because we believe in comfort and passive aggression

• Stretchy fit, like your schedule when you say “I’ll be there in 10”

• One size fits most humans and some existential crises

• Machine washable, unlike your sense of optimism after reading the news

Each A Sock™ is independently chaotic, yet codependent in the weirdest way. Wear them together, or lose one in the dryer and let the other mourn in silence.

Pairs great with A Hoodie™

Because these aren't just socks.
They're a metaphor.
They're A Pair of Socks™.