A Coffee Mug™

Because sometimes all you need is 12 ounces of coping and a legally unhinged trademark.

Introducing A Coffee Mug™, from the same chaotic minds that brought you A Space™ and A Shirt™. This mug is ceramic. It is white. It holds coffee. It also holds the weight of your adult responsibilities, and just enough sarcasm to get you through another Zoom call.

Perfect for sipping, slurping, or aggressively pretending to hydrate while avoiding real tasks.

• Dishwasher-safe, unlike your last situationship

• Microwave-safe, unlike your unprocessed emotions

• Holds approximately 11oz of hope, dread, or reheated ambition

• Branded with an ™ to legally tell you we mean business... kind of

Pair it with A Shirt™ for the full “I understand branding irony” starter pack.
Buy one for yourself, one for your coworker, and one for the void.

It’s not just a mug. It’s A Coffee Mug™.