A Coaster™

For your car. For your drink. For some sense of control.™

Meet A Coaster™ by A Space™. The tiny circle of calm in the chaos of your console. Designed for people who whisper “new car who dis” while spilling iced coffee in A Cup™ at every turn. It’s absorbent. It’s sarcastic. It’s there for you, unlike that text you sent 3 hours ago.

• Fits snugly in your car’s cup holder, like trauma fits in dreams

• Soaks up spills, emotional or otherwise

• Wipes clean, even if your past doesn’t

• Made to match A Freshener™, A Coffee Mug™, and your spiraling to-do list

It’s not just a coaster. It’s a reminder that yes, your life is a mess… but at least your cup holder isn’t sticky.

Drive safe. Stay hydrated. Judge in silence.